An incest city located in the Midlands the only thing known for in this city is the constant sex the siblings and families have with one another producing an extra finger on all of their hands which is seen as a scientific break through in today’s world. They are also known for being an absolute eye sore of England high crime rate terrible football club no English population and dirty streets everywhere the average house hold in come in commonly known incester is £1 and a pack of quavers a week.
Leicester city you mean incester city that place where all the brothers and sisters have sex with one another? Ew
by Aston Villa’s biggest fan June 3, 2021
She was romanced when their second date was a Leicester Picnic in the bushes at Abbey Park. But before long he was fixated on having Leicester Picnics in as many Tesco carparks as possible.
At last night's Leicester Picnic they shared some Maryland chicken followed by a good lick on her fanny, before the security guard moved them on.
At last night's Leicester Picnic they shared some Maryland chicken followed by a good lick on her fanny, before the security guard moved them on.
by GeneralHot March 12, 2014
lush school 🥰😘😍 xxx teachers only care abt what you look like and make us sit through maths for an hour and 45 mins 🤩🤩🤩 students are sooo nice and fights barely happen!!🤪🤪 the food is so yummy and very affordable☺️ (45p for a small juice carton are they mad)
by LLLhateyouallxx August 20, 2023
January 7th the tragic day when all the conkers in Leicester were munched and gobbled up by Teece Roolan (current conker eating world record holder) . Kids woke up with despair as they woke up and found there were no conkers left . Go to the go fund me page to help Teece’s addiction.
Oh no it’s January 7th the day of Leicester’s conker shortage, let’s have a minute of silence for the lost conkers
by Munchies261019 October 26, 2019
These are the Four Sacred Truths of The Big-Booty Bottom Bitch himself, Daddy Jakeypoo.
Thou doth handcuffs thyself to thine bedpost during the act of sexual intercourse
His Daddyness doest enjoy ins'rting a dildo into his rampallian during amorous rite
The divine Daddyness doth also enjoyeth the reception of intercourse through the floppy pocket pussy whilst handcuffed to thine holy bedpost
Thine most holiest of Phat Cocks hast been reveal’d to us unworthy mortals as uncircumcised with curdles of thine most delicious cheese held within
For every house party, a role must be filled to maintain the sacred balance of the almighty Lauren’s Bisexuality. It is a force that balances the Sexaul Force as we know it. For every house party there must be a Lauren, for whom the others shall balance. With the Four Sacred Truths, Lauren fulfills her Straight lust. This lust, however, must be tempered and balanced by the passionate embrace of a Darcey, whom penetrates her with the Phat Cock Dildo of Lesbian Love. Just as there are Four Sacred Truths, so too must there be a forth person in the ritual, an Evalina. The Evalina is but a mere cuck that sits in the corner and observes the ritual, furling their own desires from a distance, this gives the Bisexuality an exit from the ritual and disperses the lust out into the universe, thus completing the The Holy Canon of The Leicester House Party.
Thou doth handcuffs thyself to thine bedpost during the act of sexual intercourse
His Daddyness doest enjoy ins'rting a dildo into his rampallian during amorous rite
The divine Daddyness doth also enjoyeth the reception of intercourse through the floppy pocket pussy whilst handcuffed to thine holy bedpost
Thine most holiest of Phat Cocks hast been reveal’d to us unworthy mortals as uncircumcised with curdles of thine most delicious cheese held within
For every house party, a role must be filled to maintain the sacred balance of the almighty Lauren’s Bisexuality. It is a force that balances the Sexaul Force as we know it. For every house party there must be a Lauren, for whom the others shall balance. With the Four Sacred Truths, Lauren fulfills her Straight lust. This lust, however, must be tempered and balanced by the passionate embrace of a Darcey, whom penetrates her with the Phat Cock Dildo of Lesbian Love. Just as there are Four Sacred Truths, so too must there be a forth person in the ritual, an Evalina. The Evalina is but a mere cuck that sits in the corner and observes the ritual, furling their own desires from a distance, this gives the Bisexuality an exit from the ritual and disperses the lust out into the universe, thus completing the The Holy Canon of The Leicester House Party.
by DaddyDextive April 21, 2021
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