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lei
a clothing line, standing for Life Energy Intelligence,

often worn by women named lei, leigh, leichelle, leia... etc
usually real hotties
Man did you see Leichelle in that LEI shirt, ah shit I think I just wet myself
by Luke S. May 30, 2006
 
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Lei
Beautiful garland around Hawaiian girls neck. Or Hawaiian word for a garland or wreath.

Children and sweethearts are poetically referred to as "lei"
Lei of plumeria flowers
by xenator October 27, 2008
 
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lei
a closet homosexual who enjoys fashion shows and eating man meat. very insecure about themselves.
i put on a front by being married, but i really like sausage in my diet! i'm just like lei!
by Captain Owns Alot October 30, 2010
 
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Lei
A measurement of one's genital size, usually male. The size falls in between tiny and microscopic.
Dude, you're dick is so small, it's a Lei!

I have Lei's dick, I need surgery!
by whatdidItellyou May 30, 2011
 
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Lei
a crazy justin bieber stalker who doesnt have anyone else in her life but her laptop
lei is a woman engaged to justin bieber
by Donny Poop June 28, 2011
 
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lei
You
Diu LEI
by The man October 18, 2001
 
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lei
LEI - a powerkite designed for kitesurfing that are very very very big and can be from like 5m - 30m +. These are very very powerful and should not be used by a beginner unless supervised, very boring when your pumping them up.

LEI = Leading Edge Inflatable
I just went kitesurfing with my huge LEI
by Airush June 27, 2005