Whilst receiving a standing rimjob from a carwash attendant, you begin vigorously gargling previously collected homeless person diarrhea. The act is completed when 5 pieces of corn from said diarrhea gargle fall out of your mouth and land on any part of the rimjob giver's body, causing him to violently projectile vomit straight up your asshole.
I went to get my car washed and ended up falling in love after we did a soulful Lehigh Valley Lewdacris.
by Der_Schnitzle_slurper January 1, 2020
Is one of the most ridiculous schools on the planet. Kids are entranced to go there with fanciful promises of a better diploma when the DP Diploma is slightly less transferable than the AP. If you're going to go to community college anyway don't bother going to a place with the same types of rowdy kids but no forms of fashion. LVA is uniform city with a mean-mouthed/underpaid staff to boot. After a year --- no a month, you will want to transfer.
The goal of the incoming classes is to get into lehigh valley academy while the goal of everyone else is to get out.
by Ishmael Alouicious March 8, 2011
A small, shitty school. If you go here you will want to liven't. The school is known for weird as fuck teachers, creepy math teachers, and arrogant computer teachers. DO NOT GO HERE. THIS SCHOOL IS A ONE-WAY TICKET TO HELL.
The school is very stupid, kids are very selfish and arrogant. If you kill a student from here, I will thank you. Everybody here is awful (except for a select few)
The kids are fucking homophobic assholes. They make fun of others for EVERYTHING.
Wanna vape, get high, cry, meet creeps, start drama, find whores, go to hell, get bullied, AND A WHOLE LOT OF FUCKING OTHER BAD SHIT, Then you should go to Northern Lehigh School. Prepare to die.
The school is very stupid, kids are very selfish and arrogant. If you kill a student from here, I will thank you. Everybody here is awful (except for a select few)
The kids are fucking homophobic assholes. They make fun of others for EVERYTHING.
Wanna vape, get high, cry, meet creeps, start drama, find whores, go to hell, get bullied, AND A WHOLE LOT OF FUCKING OTHER BAD SHIT, Then you should go to Northern Lehigh School. Prepare to die.
I died at Northern Lehigh School.
by onlyinloveeee October 19, 2021
This is what Ive heard about Lehigh,
(my friend attends there)
A school Located in the heart of Lehigh Acres, or if you wanna call it the 239. Lehigh is a "D" school, in other words the teaching is horrible and nobody knows there left from their right. The only decent teacher is Mr. Guelcher an arts teacher, he deserves a raise for dealing with these insubordinate brats that attend his class. the Administration is a joke, they have a racist administrator that hates all white people and rednecks. a principal who supossedly beat his wife, a short bald 120 pound vice principal, that thinks he's tough S**t when in all reality isn't intimidating a least bit. all he does is embarass himself. he makes the funniest faces when hes mad. The Lehigh Lightning teams suck, including the football team, thats a joke, the band isnt very good either, soocer is another poor sport, half of the cheerleaders are fat, and need to lose like 40 pounds before trying to fit in an outfit which ends up ripping after putting one leg in. the dress code is about pointless, girls have to where these gay stocking things if they want to where a skirt but they allow the fat girls wear shirts that are too short allowing there stomach to fold over there knees. thats freakin' gross. but if the school is into that kinda stuff, who am I to tell them otherwise. teachers have been kicked out for statutory rape and students as well, teachers will write you up and send you to timeout for anything even if they have to bend the truth, and the administration will do anything in their power to get you kicked out of school, most teachers lie in order for you to go to "student welfare" I swear its a conspiricy.
school in Oakland CA, is way better.
(my friend attends there)
A school Located in the heart of Lehigh Acres, or if you wanna call it the 239. Lehigh is a "D" school, in other words the teaching is horrible and nobody knows there left from their right. The only decent teacher is Mr. Guelcher an arts teacher, he deserves a raise for dealing with these insubordinate brats that attend his class. the Administration is a joke, they have a racist administrator that hates all white people and rednecks. a principal who supossedly beat his wife, a short bald 120 pound vice principal, that thinks he's tough S**t when in all reality isn't intimidating a least bit. all he does is embarass himself. he makes the funniest faces when hes mad. The Lehigh Lightning teams suck, including the football team, thats a joke, the band isnt very good either, soocer is another poor sport, half of the cheerleaders are fat, and need to lose like 40 pounds before trying to fit in an outfit which ends up ripping after putting one leg in. the dress code is about pointless, girls have to where these gay stocking things if they want to where a skirt but they allow the fat girls wear shirts that are too short allowing there stomach to fold over there knees. thats freakin' gross. but if the school is into that kinda stuff, who am I to tell them otherwise. teachers have been kicked out for statutory rape and students as well, teachers will write you up and send you to timeout for anything even if they have to bend the truth, and the administration will do anything in their power to get you kicked out of school, most teachers lie in order for you to go to "student welfare" I swear its a conspiricy.
school in Oakland CA, is way better.
by mrs2stepradiocharged018 April 3, 2008
The worst school ever that actually gave me cancer if you could suck 25 ducks or go to this school what would you choose the slut bag teachers treat you like shit and make sure you burn in hell wanna help someone go to hell you'll get detention and all the girls are emo shitfucks that are bi and like to duck asians off welcome to hell children where your Hope's die
by HitOrmiss1234 December 4, 2018
Southern Lehigh is a rural school in a rather wealthy area of majority homogeneous (white) student population; nevertheless the influx of African-Americans and Puerto-Ricans has severely damaged its reputation of late. Often times considered an athletic cesspool by outsiders, one has to look no further than the swim team to find the heart and soul of the athletic, academic and social community*. Southern Lehigh graduates and students alike pride themselves on their ability to consume mass quantities of alcohol with apparent ease*.
*All references to things “good” are 98% a reflection of the graduated society
*All references to things “good” are 98% a reflection of the graduated society
by Angus Young March 15, 2005
Southern Lehigh High School is a place that was curated by the devil himself. If you are looking to become calloused by a place and the people within it, you have come to the right place. There is a certain cruelty and hatred that exists here that is unfathomable and unbelievable. Surrounded by a depressing atmosphere of flat, wet, fields that were often cold and plagued with a wicked wind chill, you cannot even escape the coldness of the people you are surrounded by. There is no diversity in terms of beliefs, race, religion, sexuality or honestly any other factor. It is a bubble that is hardly escaped because it is only in this high school that racism, homophobia, and other forms of blatant disrespect and ignorance are swept under the rug time and time again. The administration is no better than the student body, as most of them attended nearby high schools with similar beliefs.
"Did you hear about the bomb threat at Southern Lehigh High School?"
"Oh, yeah. Some kid did it to get out of an English test I think."
"Oh, yeah. Some kid did it to get out of an English test I think."
by lalallaallalalal March 11, 2022