Legare

When you are lose to a girl who is DTF(see no fatties) in a MMA match, as part of foreplay and four hours later still not get any. Then later on cock blocking yourself on the same girl after spending a total of nine hours with her and losing again to her in MMA only to have her say goodnight as you both part ways. The next morning you find out from your friends that she has a long-term boyfriend and you were only cock blocking yourself this whole time. All events must happen within 24 hrs.

"He just got Legared"

"Quit Legaring yourself"

"That guy isn't going to get anything from her accept a Legare"

Legare by Brooster Cogburn February 20, 2009

emma legare 

A woman who is known as the prettiest girl to walk the face of the planet. She has the sweetest personality and has a smile that will melt your heart. Whatever guy that gets her will be the luckiest man on earth. However, she is currently in a relationship so back off. Thank you. By the way did I mention how beautiful she was?

And she has a cute butt:)

Emma Legare is a sexy girl

emma legare by Broccoli85 July 21, 2014

emma legare 

A woman who is known as the prettiest girl to walk the face of the planet. She has the sweetest personality and has a smile that will melt your heart. Whatever guy that gets her will be the luckiest man on earth. However, she is currently in a relationship so back off. Thank you. By the way did I mention how beautiful she was?

And she has a cute butt:)

Emma Legare is hot and sexy.

emma legare by Broccoli85 July 21, 2014

Jarred Legare 

A person who eats way too many cheezits and does nothing put play xbox and watch gay porn. He is very big but manages to let people talk down on him and thats why he like that. He only wears one hoodie that makes him have so called style

I found a jarred legare eating cheezits while watching his friend bang a hamster.

Jarred Legare by Jack BitchASSHE April 5, 2019

Jarred Legare 

a fat piece of shit who gets mad easily but scared of their own shadow. he wears a giant 3x hoodie cause thats the only article of clothing that fits him. forgot to mention that the hoodie is orange so it leaves everyone to wonder who painted an elephant orange.

man jarred legare is so fucking fat god damn!!!!

Jarred Legare by jlegare fan April 5, 2019

Legbread 

Legbread is a wonderful word that you can use in basically any context.

Person A: "My girlfriend just died."
Person B: "Legbread, lmao."

Legbread by Sourcz February 27, 2021

legalese 

A way of talking or writing used mostly by lawyers and corporations, as a way to explain and elaborate every square inch of the matter at hand - creating an airtight verbal bubble that leaves no room for ambiguity.

This is done by writing as little as possible with as many words as possible, in such a way that Average Joe won't have a single clue what is presented to him, yet agrees to it because he couldn't care less about reading page up and page down with all that legal nonsense before he gets to use his new computer program.

Average Joe: "Your program destroyed by PC! I'm suing!"
Big corporation: "You can't. You consented to waive all your customer-, civil- and moral rights upon agreeing to our Terms of Use license before using the product."
Average Joe: "How was I supposed to know that?! It was 72 pages written in legalese!"

legalese by 71aces February 2, 2009