The scheming left breast, always bitching to the heart about the inadequacies of boyfriends and husbands.

This disloyal boob is known to squash and deny all sexual activities by convincing the heart the man is the devil.
Dude i got this girl to her room last night, but i was cock-blocked by the left boob again!
by The Breast Man May 7, 2011
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On July 16th, 2021, Mila will show her left boob
Ya’ll know what’s happening on July 16, 2021 right? It’s going to be Mila’s left boob day!
by guavivia December 28, 2021
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