Person 1: I love lebanon high school
Person 2: why? It's literally a prison. There's only one way out and one way in and the gates close at 9pm so no one else can get in and no one else can leave. There's no way to leave because all around the school is gated with barbwire fence.
Person 2: why? It's literally a prison. There's only one way out and one way in and the gates close at 9pm so no one else can get in and no one else can leave. There's no way to leave because all around the school is gated with barbwire fence.
by A sad child at lhs November 30, 2013
Lebanon high school... there is a lot to talk about here.
They think they are the absolute best but first of all, their band has never achieved anything and never will. Their football team used to be good, but now... oof. They think that Jean shorts and flannel cut offs are a style but that is just them I guess. Their town is known for their crack AND crack addicts.
They think they are the absolute best but first of all, their band has never achieved anything and never will. Their football team used to be good, but now... oof. They think that Jean shorts and flannel cut offs are a style but that is just them I guess. Their town is known for their crack AND crack addicts.
Person 1: Remember the chick that went to Lebanon High School that had sex with her dog?
Person 2: Most of the people there can only get that, so I'm not surprised to the slightest.
Person 2: Most of the people there can only get that, so I'm not surprised to the slightest.
by VictoriiiTheHonest April 13, 2021
Fast forward 9 years...
students are constantly failing out of PT.
freshmen leave mid fall.
Juice bros makes more money than Metz.
Football team is still shit with more than half the school as players on the team. (123 if you're wondering)
The bridge is disinegrating (hoping it collapses while I'm walking across it).
The age of hockey players continues to increase.
UG is lit
Campus is still small but third floor humanities will leave you hospitalized.
Tuition increases spent on a PT building and our 23rd varsity sport: an e-sports team.
students are constantly failing out of PT.
freshmen leave mid fall.
Juice bros makes more money than Metz.
Football team is still shit with more than half the school as players on the team. (123 if you're wondering)
The bridge is disinegrating (hoping it collapses while I'm walking across it).
The age of hockey players continues to increase.
UG is lit
Campus is still small but third floor humanities will leave you hospitalized.
Tuition increases spent on a PT building and our 23rd varsity sport: an e-sports team.
Mother (to relatives): "yeah, my son's a collegiate athlete at Lebanon Valley College!"
Relative: "oh really? What does he play, football, basketball?!"
Mother: "he's on the e-sports team!"
Relative: "dafaq.."
Relative: "oh really? What does he play, football, basketball?!"
Mother: "he's on the e-sports team!"
Relative: "dafaq.."
by Hkvsjdvsja February 2, 2018
The home of the Blazers! Where the football team consistently goes 1-9 and all other sports go to state championships. The school has a very diverse population consisting of retards, jocks, rednecks, black kids, some mexicans, asains, thots, and a whole fuckload of indians. Many retards are antisocial and sprint through the hallways in order to get to lunch before everyone else. One notable example digs through the trash and eats the morsels of his trade and HATES the number zero! Jocks are the ones who make up the football team and go 1-9 and are way too loud for what they are. Rednecks at the school are diminishing quickly as one was removed for threatening to shoot up the school while wearing a MAGA hat. Other rednecks are still around but are assimilating to the overall demeanor of the school. All the black kids (which include wannabe black kids) are fake thugs who skip class and vape in the Juul rooms (originally known as bathrooms) during class and are all in SpED because they don't care about school. Thots who are in Cheer or Softball are on TikTok and cringey asf. The rest of the school is just smart asains and indians.
by Fuckinredneck November 6, 2019
Lebanon Jr High School is just a nasty place. You’ll find boogers on the bathroom walls. Just ew! Don’t talk shit about people because LJHS is where the fights happen. Like fr a girl almost got throwndown the stairs during a fight. LJHS is full of racist thots who think they run the school even though they’re just defined as a racist thot. Wonder why the kids grades are bad there? Because the teachers don’t know how to explain shit they just give you a book and expect you to know the answers to the test. Lastly DONT send/take any videos that could get you in trouble because trust me they.will.get.to.the.school..And will be sent around.
Dude: I heard there’s going to be a fight
Girl: Fr? Let me guess at Lebanon Jr High School?
Dude: Yep, let me grab my camera for the fight
Girl: Fr? Let me guess at Lebanon Jr High School?
Dude: Yep, let me grab my camera for the fight
by CheetoDust December 20, 2019
Similar to Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster and the Hodag of Rhinelander, WI, the Lebanon Mucka Mucka Man is an urban legend.
Descriptions from people who report seeing the Lebanon Mucka Mucka Man describe a strange man like creature with a ragged beard covered in muck, sticks and bits of shrubbery.
Little is know about this creature other than his reputation for a grumpy demeanor and not liking to be disturbed.
Descriptions from people who report seeing the Lebanon Mucka Mucka Man describe a strange man like creature with a ragged beard covered in muck, sticks and bits of shrubbery.
Little is know about this creature other than his reputation for a grumpy demeanor and not liking to be disturbed.
by Megamoo_johnson November 27, 2013
person 1: help me find a girl
person 2: look at Lebanon
Lebanon junior high school- filled with thots
person 2: look at Lebanon
Lebanon junior high school- filled with thots
by ;@]) |>&- December 9, 2019