by whotfisricky April 8, 2019
Someone who takes one for the other team, by blowing many gay/straight leaves, depending on their sexual orientation. For example, if you're a straight male you have to blow a gay leaf.
by sdkfjnkewjfiwuen August 7, 2009
The Alaskan Leaf blower is when you stick the opposite end of a disposable vape into your butt and fart, causing smoke to come out the mouthpiece end.
by DaddyCool23 October 11, 2023
Some one who spreads their drama to others. They talk about their problems with everyone & also like to spread other peoples drama around.
“I know, I avoid people like her, She’s a leaf blower, I don’t need that kind of drama deal in my life”
“She’s a dirty leaf blower spreading rumours like that”
“She’s a dirty leaf blower spreading rumours like that”
by Sapio Peach July 30, 2022
A highly selective diagnostic tool for identifying mental illness manifesting in passive aggressive behaviour.
In the susceptible user casual experimentation rapidly becomes highly addicting in the face of obviously infuriated neighbours or family members.
Addicted users experience waves of euphoric release and fantastical notions of relevance as they feel themselves impinging upon the peaceful mindset of their victims.
Ironically it is the users who suffer most from the relentless high decibel exposure. Immediately after using feelings of power blend with even greater internal rage in an often explosive and confusing cocktail of emotions, beyond the users surface level comprehension.
In the past lawnmowers were frequently abused in a similar manner, but the addiction was self limiting as the grass did not immediately grow back to where it had just been, thus invalidating the moral pretext for destroying other peoples happiness.
In the susceptible user casual experimentation rapidly becomes highly addicting in the face of obviously infuriated neighbours or family members.
Addicted users experience waves of euphoric release and fantastical notions of relevance as they feel themselves impinging upon the peaceful mindset of their victims.
Ironically it is the users who suffer most from the relentless high decibel exposure. Immediately after using feelings of power blend with even greater internal rage in an often explosive and confusing cocktail of emotions, beyond the users surface level comprehension.
In the past lawnmowers were frequently abused in a similar manner, but the addiction was self limiting as the grass did not immediately grow back to where it had just been, thus invalidating the moral pretext for destroying other peoples happiness.
I am using the leaf blower because I am a hard working person who is therefore morally superior to you, even though I am plainly a psychopath
by Simple Simon met a pieman March 18, 2023
by brie12031 May 7, 2018