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The much fabled predecessor of the blumpkin pie, le blumpkin ultimo is the act of recieving fellatio whilst taking a shit on the toilet, then pinching a piece off and smearing it on the girl/guys nose.
OMG! Mark just totally gave me Le blumpkin ultimo!
by elfa89 May 19, 2009

Words related to Le blumpkin ultimo

blumpkin nose poo shit ultimo