Top Definition
Lazy pee is similar to a lazy eye, but it is a condition that transiently affects males when they urinate, and their pee hole is pointed in a different direction from the shaft. Usually results in peeing on one's shoes/feet. Commonly happens the morning after sex.
Peter walks out of the bathroom shaking liquid off his feet.
Jane says "what happened???"
Peter says "Dang, took a lazy pee...."
by Deepthoughts September 23, 2010

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