Lazbitter 

Lazbitter is a friendly way to tell people they're special in an oddly rude sounding way.

Lazbitter:

What the heck you Lazbitter!

Lazbitter by TheHottyPacifist July 15, 2009

lapbutter 

a clear yet cloudy liquid of great viscosity, that is excreated from the lap of a suitably excited woman.

her lapbutter made his knee very difficult to balance on, the floor was also covered.

lapbutter by stoph1983 May 23, 2007