Layne Is the smegiest human alive and has big pp
OMG LAYNE HAS ENORMUS PP
by Layneeeeee February 1, 2021
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a simply amazing person with depth and class , i joyful person to be around one that you could never get sick of funny and smart with the biggest heart in the world
layn is someone everyone should know and respect
by mariah1234567890 February 3, 2010
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layne : A sexy bad butt fool. he will take on every mofo that comes in front of him. he is kind and wants to fall in love hard and fast.
boy: you suck
layne: (beats face in)
by hiphopthugsta April 30, 2012
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Layne Staley, lead singer of "Alice In Chains"

Overdosed in 2002.
"Layne Staley sang 'Dam That River'".
by Spencer B. June 20, 2004
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Layne is someone you want in your life. She knows how to make you laugh no matter what mood your in. She is super insecure, but everyone around her knows she is the most stunning girl. She knows how to make her friends feel better in just seconds. Her laugh is contagious. When she is hurting deep down she won’t tell you and she may get upset and not talk to you for days but she always comes around and when she comes around she gives you love like no other. Layne is a funny, kind-hearted, cool cat kinda gal. If you have a layne in your life don’t loose her you will NEVER find someone like her again.
My bestfriend is a layne
by myzaaaaaa December 5, 2020
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he’s a guy you can’t get your mind off and he gives good hugs. somehow you can’t get away from him, and his tired eyes draw you in.
you going to laynes house?”
“layne is fineeee”
by hoebae420 April 16, 2022
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once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away, god created man( and woman for those people). but in his efforts to help humanity, god realized no one will ever be perfect. he ran tests, and challenged many, but not a single soul could ever do what he wanted. so, god decided it was time. He devised a plan to make the ultimate human. his name Layn. his goal, to become a plumber and lay the best pipe around. but lastly, his motivation, Wyatt. his ultimate love and also, his ultimate enemy. Wyatt would steal all the hoes and even, take Layn’s mom. after some time Layn made his final move. the move that would decide if man and layn survive Wyatts. he would bang bang Wyatts mom. after Layn did this, Wyatt flipped out, stuck his pool goggles on, and went ham on Layn’s booty hole. Layn endured the worst punishment of all. but found a way to pull threw and proved to all humanity and even god himself that layn is better than Wyatts and is the ultimate human. The end (inspired by a true story btw)
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