Layman's land

The area between the scrote and the sphyncter on guys or the fuckhole and the muckhole on women.

She had a solid love of licking my layman's land; who was I to deter her?

by Younez May 2, 2007

layman's terms

Saying something technical/confusing in an easy to understand manner (like when someone says a confusing phrase, whilst the other is like "SPEAK ENGLISH!")

"Momentum, a function of mass and velocity, is conserved between portals. In layman's terms, 'Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out'"

by Cakeisalie December 10, 2007

layman's terms

The use of basic speach, or words/terms that a person will understand.

Teacher: The volume of a container with a gas, when reduced by one half, will double the force exerted by the gas by a factor of two
Student: Uh, I don't understand. Can you give that in layman's terms?
Teacher: When you squeeze a balloon to half it's size, it is harder to squeeze right? This is because the pressure is doubled. Get it?
Student: Uh, Yah!

by Nate314 July 11, 2006

Laymans Terms

Something someone slightly slow, like Parker, would understand.

Laymans Terms: Parker has a lot of shit under her arm.

by Urban Dictionary (Admin) March 31, 2009

laymanized

put in words that anyone stupid or ignorant enough to belive what the speeker is saying then one is actually layman and is being controlled by the speaker. Being 'laymanized'

Mark :Dam why is John assaulting Chris in suck a way

David : SHhhhhhh He's being Laymanized! U layman! clearly u can't see u ignorant fuck!

by 8881623 April 27, 2016

myles layman

Is a short man who steals your girlfriend at parties

"Dude, do you see your girlfriend with that guy? Hes a Myles Layman!"

by Level1000Pikachu February 7, 2014