Refers to the layers of fat surrounding an overweight woman or man's Moose Knuckle
That lady(man) was huge you should have seen her layercake!
by ItsMeABC123DEF January 28, 2012
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The end result of taking half a dump, wiping prematurely, then dropping the rest of your deuce, and wiping again.
Bro, I think I just clogged your toilet.
I guess your apartment's weak ass pipes couldn't handle the layer cake I just unloaded in there.
by Birdamus December 03, 2013
Layer cake, A term describing the violent and dark layers of the organised crime world.
Welcome to the layer cake (the criminal world) - Quote taken from the brit gangster flick 'LAYER CAKE'
by Matthew Harrison September 29, 2004
The end result of a collection of persons defecating in the same toilet without flushing, or indeed putting the loo roll in said toilet, in which the effort of a group creates a fantastic art piece the family or indeed friends can enjoy.
Come on Jim squeeze 1 out, with your effort we'll have created the perfect layer cake!
by captianawesomewithbignads May 07, 2009
you're baking layer cakes when taking a dump in the sink then wiping your ass while not being sure if you got it all out already. So you give it another try and out comes the poopy poo which makes you wipe your bottom again which then in the sink forms a layer cake of black-and-white poo-paper-poo-paper etc.
Dude, yesterday when I was over at Keyla's I was baking triple layer cakes. When she found out she kicked me out ... damn.
by Mr. p and the G's April 29, 2010
Layer Cake is a British gangster thriller published in 200 and later turned into a 2004 film, it follows XXXX A savvy 29-year old drug dealer hoping to pack up his earnings and leave the game to live life as "a gentleman of leisure" when he reaches the age of 30. According to him " I'm not a gangster, just a businessman. And my commodity happens to be cocaine."

The title refers to the human social strata, especially in the British crime underworld, as well as the numerous plot layers in the film.
You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake son

My name? If you knew that, you'd be as clever as me.
by MurderFlakes January 30, 2010
Noun. Phrase describing the dark layers of the London Underground Organised Crime scene. Derived from a Chocolate layer cake, emphasising the dark, criminal layers of the London mafia.
"Welcome to the Layer Cake, son" Layer Cake 2004 (Sony Pictures)
by LordCoops January 22, 2006
Cake that is in layers. Its layerable.
Timtam had a giant piece of layercake but he had the shits afterward.
by FlamingHomosexual99 August 20, 2009

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