by Hannibal Cannabis June 7, 2018
A terrible illness, sentencing the sufferer to a general inability to commit to a communal plan due to poor time keeping.
The main symptoms include thinking that any period of time is only '10 minutes bruv,' and that significant distances of many, many miles can be covered in a matter of minutes whilst driving.
Another terrible side effect is the instant mental formation of overseas relatives, who either need or needed to be collected from a local airport, to attempt to excuse their behaviour.
The word has its roots in north west london and has significant lineage in the formation of the phrases 'larry longtings'& 'quackyquicktings'.
It is also widely accepted in footballing circles, as 'Claude Mak-a-lay lay' in honour of the Paris St Germain and French international midfielder.
Damn, I have a lot of spare time today...
The main symptoms include thinking that any period of time is only '10 minutes bruv,' and that significant distances of many, many miles can be covered in a matter of minutes whilst driving.
Another terrible side effect is the instant mental formation of overseas relatives, who either need or needed to be collected from a local airport, to attempt to excuse their behaviour.
The word has its roots in north west london and has significant lineage in the formation of the phrases 'larry longtings'& 'quackyquicktings'.
It is also widely accepted in footballing circles, as 'Claude Mak-a-lay lay' in honour of the Paris St Germain and French international midfielder.
Damn, I have a lot of spare time today...
why are we still here blud?,
mans are on a long ting, we're waiting on(insert name, you know who you are...)
lay lay?, best bill another zoot then...
mans are on a long ting, we're waiting on(insert name, you know who you are...)
lay lay?, best bill another zoot then...
by numbnutter March 27, 2009
A term used in prison referring to being given permission by one’s physician or psychologist to not have to leave the cell for a few days for whatever chosen reason.
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I’ve only got the rent-a-phone for the next two days so I got myself a lay-in so I can get in touch with as many family members as possible from the comfort of my rack.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 19, 2019
a lais is a beautiful, gorgeous , stunning and intelligent woman. she is HOT, her sweet innocent face can fool you but trust me she is a bad bitch. all it takes is for her to find someone that will treat her the way she deserves. lais has an amazing personality ! she can make your heart melt by the sweet and adorable things she says . her body is sooo beautiful . lais will definitely steal your heart .
by :-)@$ March 24, 2017
A place in the road where it is legal to pull over and stop for a short period of time. Also can be used as a place where two consenting adults may participate in sexual acts in a public area.
Driver: Oh look a lay-by... i'm feeling frisky!
Passenger: Pull over then, I'll sort that out!
Driver: But there is already a car there?
Passenger: Don't worry i'll put on a good show!
Passenger: Pull over then, I'll sort that out!
Driver: But there is already a car there?
Passenger: Don't worry i'll put on a good show!
by emma86 November 16, 2006
by Laynister April 3, 2013
Lai I love you because everything about you is enjoyable. Your funny, loving, sweet and SOOO PRETTY. talking to you is so fun I can spend hours just talk to you. You have great taste in music you're an amazing singer. Words can't explain how lucky I am to know you. I'm thankful for the times you let me vent to you, talk to you and just be around you. Your bf is very lucky to have you.
by marleyylmao December 24, 2022