What a startup software company will be required to have if patent trolls take over the USPTO if they have not already.
Michael: "Dude, your software program made over 10 million bucks! What are you going to do with that cash?"

Rob: "Nothing, I barely made any cash for myself since I had to pay for our 1,000 man lawyer army. Lodsys and SCO have already sued us, but I think we can win this time."
by Calicycling June 1, 2011
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