by SaulSimper March 12, 2023
Lawyers always advertise about standing up for people on TV, the same way cops always talk about protecting people on TV. In the movie American Gangster, the actress fucking Russell Crowe's character Richie Robert's tells him to fuck her like a cop, not a lawyer. If cops are already full of shit, and you don't really want them to be the ones protecting you, what does that tell you about lawyers standing up for you?
Relying on lawyers to stand up for you is like waiting on the cops to come and protect you. If you do either one of those things, you're fucked regardess.
by Solid Mantis January 4, 2021
A space lawyer is one that will argue every point of space law same as a sea lawyer or “add place here “ lawyer
by Icepik86 December 15, 2022
The reverse lawyer, breaks the law to get evidence, doesn't care about anyone except their client, will kill, to prove you are not guilty.
Person 1: Hey bro look who's against puff, what a moron!
Person 2: Bro, thats the Anti-lawyer, he should be worried.
Person 2: Bro, thats the Anti-lawyer, he should be worried.
by Bunga69420 July 3, 2022
by Mr. Robotron March 28, 2019
Someone who sits on the couch/chair/loveseat and only follows the case on TV, and bases their opinions on that case just by watching the TV.
by ZuNuKoo July 14, 2013
Right but your creators are making derivatives of my content and Aaron owns the rights to those... So... If your not BUYING them from him... Do you own the rights to make derivatives? Did YOU think that far ahead?
Youtube Lady "I hAvE tHe BeSt LaWyErS tHoUgH!"
Hym "Yeah... BUUUUT! If the rules are on my side... And you aren't the rule changer... It doesn't matter how well you argue against the rules... Because the rules dictate the outcome.... So... Pay Aaron or be conquered!"
Hym "Yeah... BUUUUT! If the rules are on my side... And you aren't the rule changer... It doesn't matter how well you argue against the rules... Because the rules dictate the outcome.... So... Pay Aaron or be conquered!"
by Hym Iam August 31, 2023