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After a night of heavy drinking, you have sex with a girl and leave a Cleveland Steamer on her chest. The diarrhea from the hangover dribble down her chest. The dried lines of diarrhea are lavantures.
Bitch still has lavantures all over her chest.
by YeahIt'sAMe June 05, 2009

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