A person of German decent who likes sexy mexican women, fast cars, and bass in your face. Usually is good looking, flat butt, and dimples. Usually farts terribly in public spaces, usually around coworkers/supervisors that suck.
Girl 1:. Oh my God Cindy, look at his butt, it's so small. It must be Lauser
Girl 2:. Oh it's Lauser!! I'd date him but he only likes the latinas with big butts. I wish I was a latina.
Friend 1:. Is that Lauser?
Friend 2:. Yup, my damn cups fell off the cupboard when he pulled up. He's got that bass in your face.
Annoying Supervisor:. You smell that.
Coworker:. Oh fack, that's smells terrible, it's like a skunk took a shit a day after it died.
Lauser: (quietly thinks, Toma Putos! Laughs in evil German)
Girl 1:. Oh my God Cindy, look at his butt, it's so small. It must be Lauser
Girl 2:. Oh it's Lauser!! I'd date him but he only likes the latinas with big butts. I wish I was a latina.
Friend 1:. Is that Lauser?
Friend 2:. Yup, my damn cups fell off the cupboard when he pulled up. He's got that bass in your face.
Annoying Supervisor:. You smell that.
Coworker:. Oh fack, that's smells terrible, it's like a skunk took a shit a day after it died.
Lauser: (quietly thinks, Toma Putos! Laughs in evil German)
Girl 1:. Oh my God Cindy, look at his butt, it's so small. It must be Lauser
Girl 2:. Oh it's Lauser!! I'd date him but he only likes the latinas with big butts. I wish I was a latina.
Friend 1:. Is that Lauser?
Friend 2:. Yup, my damn cups fell off the cupboard when he pulled up. He's got that bass in your face.
Annoying Supervisor:. You smell that.
Coworker:. Oh fack, that's smells terrible, it's like a skunk took a shit a day after it died.
Lauser: (quietly thinks, Toma Putos! Laughs in evil German)
Girl 2:. Oh it's Lauser!! I'd date him but he only likes the latinas with big butts. I wish I was a latina.
Friend 1:. Is that Lauser?
Friend 2:. Yup, my damn cups fell off the cupboard when he pulled up. He's got that bass in your face.
Annoying Supervisor:. You smell that.
Coworker:. Oh fack, that's smells terrible, it's like a skunk took a shit a day after it died.
Lauser: (quietly thinks, Toma Putos! Laughs in evil German)
by GTOohhhhhh February 14, 2022