Latvian Cookie Stamp

The act of clapping someone's buttcheeks together as they are pooping, shaping or cutting the log.

Oh no, Brad gave me another Latvian Cookie Stamp!

by Bo_Nanuz August 17, 2018

latvian health ministry

A bunch of idiots

Hey look, the latvian health ministry made it illegal to buy anything besides food

by Jurisc December 15, 2020

Latvian double crutch

A Latvian double crutch usually takes place in hostels in Riga. It involves 1 female taking 2 crutches at the same time, either in the same hole or both holes at once

I went to this hostel in Riga and this girl named Kim was desparate for a good Latvian double crutching. So I got my crutches out and she lowered herself onto them from the top bunk and went to town. LAD

by DrSunners November 6, 2011

latvian diarrhea

cronical diarrhea where it feels like youre letting corrosive acid out of your ass.

I hate having latvian diarrhea!

by xX 44100 Xx October 14, 2021

Latvian national head day

latvian celebration when every couple gives each other head is on 23rd of March

Today is Latvian national head day!

by janiszarins March 22, 2023

Latvian

A Latvian is essentially a Lithuanian who didn't learn to speak properly.

Lithuanian: (says something)
Latvian: (replies)
Lithuanian: Bro wtf is that a real language?

by Foreigner3 November 30, 2021

Latvian Locomotive

You start with a dutch rudder then just add more dudes for the Latvian Locomotive. You can have an endless number of dudes and dicks.

A friend and I were doing a dutch rudder when another friend decided he needed in on it. So we formed a Latvian Locomotive.

by FARTHAMMER July 29, 2023