Latevia 

A country of chronically late individuals. No one in this country has a job or any income due to their inability to show up to jobs on time. Often their lateness rubs off on the others they spend time with.

Often people of Latevian descent have short first names and long last names.

The Latevian army missed world war two because their army didn't show up until 1949.

Latevia by battletoads4224 March 31, 2010

Latesia 

joy (Latin Name found in Italian, Spanish, and French languages)

Latesia is a caring individual. She is a usually a mercinary. She most likely finds herself in literary, artictic, human services, or scientific careers. She is deeply spiritual. She loves children and family.

Latesia by Latesia Coleman February 5, 2010

Latvian roulette 

Playing Russian roulette with a semi-automatic pistol.

A semi-automatic pistol, unlike a revolver, automatically inserts a cartridge into the firing chamber when the gun is cocked, removing the chance of living.

In Latvian roulette, player always lose, suffering end.

Such is life in Latvia.

Latvian roulette by winterd September 4, 2013

Latvia 

This is where British chavs go for their stag parties. None of their mates ever get laid, because Latvian girls are way too classy for them. Also, there's more to Latvia than its quaint capital Riga.

The country has made huge progress in the past two decades. It's definitely one of the world's most agreeable places to live in!

- Where are you going?
- To Latvia.
- Cool! Are you flying AirBaltic?
- Sure. I've been boycotting effing Ryanair for ages.

Latvia by naali November 24, 2011

Latvian Train collision 

A weird sex act involving two people with their assholes facing each other so both holes touch. Each person squeezes out a huge long shit so they both collide like trains coming out of tunnels. Then the people ejaculate and cover themselves in the shit and cum so it looks like the flag of Latvia.

"Jim and I achieved the Latvian Train collision after 10,000 other successful attempts."

Latvian Train collision by Ekker October 10, 2021

Latavia 

A beautiful name for a beautiful person

She is the realest person there is, won't stand for no bullshit. Genuinely a good friend who stands up for those friends. Also knows how to have a really good time.

who is that queen over there? OMG ITS LATAVIA

Latavia by pickle123432 October 1, 2023

Latvian firecracker 

The act of an anal sex that involves the receiver getting atleast 1 firecracker up the anus. When she refuses, or things go bad, the man will fly over to Latvia and live his life and start over again.

Me and my girlfriend felt daring, we decided to try the Latvian Firecracker. It's a shame she's not here anymore.

Latvian firecracker by Jizzy Gerald August 19, 2021