A Latcher is someone who "latches" onto you and forms an unhealthy attachment towards you OR sucks you dry physically and emotionally. They then proceed to move on , meanwhile you're left mentally exhausted.
"Gurrrl..JUSTIN was *such* a latcher!! Dodged a bullet on that one!"
"Quit bitching about your problems to me. I got my own to deal with. Quit being a latcher!"
"Quit bitching about your problems to me. I got my own to deal with. Quit being a latcher!"
by SugarT August 8, 2014
An Outsider, usually a new kid at school who will follow the popular friend groups around without actually being one of them. The Friend group actually hate the Latcher and the best thing they can do is to tell him to go away and never latch on again. The Latcher usually comes from a background where they have been ignored by parents, peers and everyone else in society. Therefore they cling onto anyone they can find, rather like a parasite or a leech. It would be fair to call a Latcher a leech.
Cool Kid: Come on lads, let's play some footie!
Barnett (example of a Latcher) follows them without being invited
Woke cool kid: Oi what are you doing you Latcher? Go back to the toilet where the rest of you pond scum reside.
Barnett (example of a Latcher) follows them without being invited
Woke cool kid: Oi what are you doing you Latcher? Go back to the toilet where the rest of you pond scum reside.
by Phil Mi Groin April 18, 2018
Someone not in a group of friends who tries to become one of them by following them around all the time. The group of Friends hate the Latcher but are sometimes too afraid to say it to his face so he continues to latch onto them. It is important to ignore the Latcher, also known as a Leech and hope for him to go away. If you notice a Latcher tagging along then it is easier to ditch him earlier rather than later. The worst Latcher known to man is Adam Barnett.
by Phil Mi Groin April 16, 2018
A Latcher is someone who "latches" onto you and forms an unhealthy attachment towards you OR sucks you dry physically and emotionally. They then proceed to move on , meanwhile you're left mentally exhausted.
"Gurrrl..JUSTIN was *such* a latcher!! Dodged a bullet on that one!"
"Quit bitching about your problems to me. I got my own to deal with. Quit being a latcher!"
"Quit bitching about your problems to me. I got my own to deal with. Quit being a latcher!"
by SugarT August 8, 2014
someone who thinks you're friends with them, but you're not. they're annoying, weird, stupid, boring, everything you wouldn't want a friend to be. they follow you everywhere, and they want to be just like you. if you have a latcher, drop them immediately, duh.
dude: hey guy, i'm going to the mall today! wanna come?
guy: sure!
latcher: can i come toooooooooo?
0R ::
dude: ooh, this shirt is so cute, i think i might buy it!
latcher: ditto!
guy: sure!
latcher: can i come toooooooooo?
0R ::
dude: ooh, this shirt is so cute, i think i might buy it!
latcher: ditto!
by K!M ,, duhh December 24, 2005
one of those stupid people who latch on to a song you are singing/humming to yourself and sing it along with you..
i hate these people.
i hate these people.
eilidh: 'this time baby i'll be bulleee..'
sarah: 'BUUULLEEEETPROOOOF..'
eilidh: *walks away* 'bloody SONG LATCHER!'
sarah: 'BUUULLEEEETPROOOOF..'
eilidh: *walks away* 'bloody SONG LATCHER!'
by 120pens August 8, 2009
An in-law who has few, no or strained relationships within their own family but gives you advice and direction then builds alliances and bonds with your kin where you feel like an outsider.
by Emmiee August 31, 2023