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Last Chance U 

A derisive name for a univeristy with a low standard of acceptance and few academic requirements, usually used by students at supposedly top-tier universities.

In Ontario, universities often earning this moniker include Laurentian, Lakehead, Carleton, Brock and Trent.
"Mike couldn't get into a good school, so now he goes to Last Chance U."
Last Chance U by Herwits October 31, 2007

Last Chance Undies 

Your last pair of clean underwear, reminding you that this is your last chance to wear any unless you get your laundry done; that pair of ugly old underwear that you reserve for an emergency.
Dude, I gotta do laundry today, I've got my last chance undies on!

Last Chance Undies 

Old ripped underwear that you pack for a vacation trip then discard after wearing so you have less dirty laudry to pack for the trip home.
Julie: Why are you packing those ratty old briefs?
Augie: Think of them as disposable shorts, or last chance undies.

Last Chance Underpants 

The decrepit drawers you wear on laundry day.
Bobby: Hey dude, you're walking funny

Phil: I'm on my last chance underpants, they chafe like a mutha