Lassquatch

A female version of sasquatch, or a female who possesses the same characteristics of sasquatch, I.E. eating mutton chops, giant feet, over 8 ft. tall etc. May cause blurred vision.

"Hey man! you musta been some kinda drunk to be hitting on that lassquatch last night!"

"It was a bit blurry, but i'm pretty sure that was a lassquatch that devoured your mutton, ma'am."

Lassquatch by Diarrhetoric April 18, 2010

sassquatch 

Being particularly sassy. But in a very funny way. Being called a sassquatch is actually a compliment.

Ben Greene was a sassquatch and made Jessi laugh.

sassquatch by Not Jessi April 21, 2011

Sassquatch 

Someone who's giving you attitude/being sassy, a rude person.

Blake is such a sassquatch today, he was being so snippy with Chelsea.

Sassquatch by funkymchotpants February 24, 2010

Assquatch 

A hairy ass. Jungle ass.

I've been getting a ton of swampass this summer; I gotta shave my assquatch to air things out a bit.

Assquatch by Q dogg March 4, 2017

lesquatch 

A very hairy lesbian, like a sasquatch.

A: Is that a sasquatch in the woods?
b: Nah, it's just one of those lesbians who never shave.
A: Ah, a lesquatch

lesquatch by vk_12345 May 18, 2009

assquatch 

An unusually hairy fellow; usually pertaining to his beard.

Goddamn that Ron Inkleman's an assquatch!

assquatch by Ron Inkleman March 18, 2008

assquatch 

A person, typically male, who has more hair on his ass than on his head. An assquatch can also be a person with an unusually hairy ass.

Cover your butt you freakin assquatch.

assquatch by Hollywood Texas January 22, 2010