LaserTo

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LaserTo is a laser pointer company which located in Hong Kong and it specializes in providing various high quality laser products to meet users' demand, especially green lasers.

Recent new products Levin series blue laser and Nether series green laser have been popular at LaserTo.

LaserTo by angelina moore March 4, 2012

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lasercorning

the act of eating your food before you get back to wherever you are going

me and my friend went an order some food and as soon as we got are food and went to the front of the biulding he already eat his food and you say you keep lasercorning

lasercorning by FACTS 1.2 February 26, 2017

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LaserTo • Laserbot 90,000 • Laserboy • lasercorn • lasercorning • LaserJockey • LaserMoose • Laserpointism • lasertag slow blow • latertots

Where are you from, loser? are you from Losertown because you're a loser.

The worst insult known to man.
Only use when you want to mentally destroy someone

Person 1: You're such a cunt!
Person 2: Well, where are you from, loser? are you from Losertown because you're a loser.
Person 1: *commits suicide*

Where are you from, loser? are you from Losertown because you're a loser. by Tarvod January 18, 2019

lasercorn

The mighty lasercorn is like a unicorn, except the horn is a LASER. Looks sort of like a horse with a tiny lightsaber sticking out of the front of it's head.

Dude, look! A lasercorn!

lasercorn by Markatansky June 13, 2011

are you from losertown? cause you’re a loser

the most insulting of insults. whenever this is said to someone, they are usually hospitalized for up to a month. very powerful. only to be used if you want to absolutely destroy your opponent.

jake: “your mom is such a slut”

jordan: “are you from losertown? cause you’re a loser”

jake: “AH” *literally fucking dies*

are you from losertown? cause you’re a loser by lil sharty December 2, 2020

latertots

When you make enough tater tots that you can eat some now but also have some for later- this forward thinking manifests itself in a slightly soggy but still satisfying treat called latertots.

Dude: "I'm so jazzed right now, I'm making tater tots. How many is enough do you think?"

Other Dude: "Make the whole bag so you can have latertots."

Dude: "Smart thinking."

latertots by mksmrdr July 7, 2013

Peniso Lasero

A super power-like move that can be done by humping the air once. When doing so it creates a big beam of blue piss.

Peniso Lasero! *hump* * big beam of blue piss*

Peniso Lasero by DemilSpotify October 12, 2022

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026