Top Definition
A person who is by nature quite meek, passive, and tends to conform, who, somehow, has acquired great, frightening power without actually deserving it, usually through the use of numbers (as with acquiring a large population or following)
"Man, I remember those f*ckin' preps back in High School; always used to tease me 'n shit. F*ckin' Laser-Lambs"

or:

Person 1 (conformist): "I'm very independent, thank you! Now let me recite a passage from my Bible, although I've never read a book other than the Bible!"

Person 2 (non-conformist): "Go read a different book, gain a bit of knowledge, you f*ckin' Laser-Lamb."

by C. A. August 03, 2007

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