shitting a lasagna

When your poop is not a sausage, but more or less diarrhea.
Then you shit, wipe, shit, wipe, and so on because you always have to shit again after a wipe.

Man, yesterday I had so much diarrhea, I was shitting a lasagna.

by FritzFantom September 28, 2022

i require lasagna

garfielf sais dis

bullets dont work jonh
i require lasagna

by babithot June 12, 2019

Ganja Lasagna

A great Lasagna meal. It ain't normal Lasagna. It is pot Lasagna. Lasagna with weed. Delicious.

"How many weed do we have?"
"Enough for a Ganja Lasagna😏

by ganjalasagna March 26, 2019

Lasagna Wave

Really good podcast or sexual move to be determined later.

That is such as lasagna wave.

by Lasagna Man April 4, 2018

lasagna wave

the act of sexual gratification derived by expensive audio products

Zeos popped a lasagna wave after donning Stax L700 Earspeakers.

by Monsieur E April 6, 2018

shower-lasagna

The act of two greasy, hairy Italians going at it in a motel shower.

Did you hear? Since Mikie broke up with Stacy it's been non stop shower-lasagnas for him.

by Johnnyjuice May 30, 2019

Lasagna Dipping

A variation of the French Dip. French dipping is the female version of teabagging, beefy lips required. Lasagna Dipping is when she is on her period w a yeast infection and french dips someone (marinara and mozzarella).

It was 'that time of the month' for Nadia, and her flow was heavy. To make matters worse she had developed a raging yeast infection from horseback riding naked. In the middle of the night, she woke up and pulled out her beefy lady lips, all covered in her monthly marinara and vaginal cheese. She proceeded to dip her lips in her lover's mouth while he was asleep, giving him a proper Lasagna Dipping.

by Jack's Left Nipple April 17, 2021