Bit Of Lasagna

A substitute for the cuss word known as b***h.

Person 1: STOP BEING SUCH A Bi.....T OF LASAGNA!
Person 2: HAHA OK! BIT OF LASAGNA! HA! THATS HILARIOUS! ILL HAVE TO USE THAT ONE SOMETIMES

by used paper towel May 22, 2019

Nicholas Lasagna

Nick can usually be found hanging out with any girl who's at least 3 inches shorter than him because he's a freshmen and this is the only way he can try to pick on people smaller than him to feel big. Also he swears he's not compensating for anything.

*when someone yanks on your backpack* bro, I thought I just got Nicholas lasagna-ed for a second

by biggymcmac October 19, 2017

Blue Lasagna

The female version of blue balls, she wants a man to fill her and he doesn’t

I woke up so horny and he was too tired so i had blue lasagna…

by Veezer February 19, 2022

Lasagna Spiral

A duration of time that occurs in which a completely asinine and useless topic becomes so adversely discussed that the original point becomes moot. Like when a player in a tabletop group does something completely pointless and describes everything about that, the game master leaves the room in frustration

I can't believe we lasagna spiraled for 45 minutes on this one shopping trip.

by McCrispies20 May 5, 2023

stabbing my lasagna

When someone truly hurts you by insulting any aspect of a movie or book that you love.

Andrew: "Tom Bombadil should have been cut."

"Stop stabbing my lasagna, Andrew!!"

by surfknasen March 4, 2018

Sprite Lasagna

A sprite-based lasagna, with the same core components as lasagna

I made sprite lasagna for my family.

by Everybody/Nobody October 1, 2021

Winged Lasagna

A Winged Lasagna is when a women's vag has become so riddled with herpes that its lips resemble lasagna noodles trying to take flight. This usually develops after a vag has been ravaged many times by a herp laden BBC. White middle aged women with lower back tattoos are the mosted common wielders on a Winged Lasagna.

The prostitute rubbed her winged lasagna on Timmy's shoulder and left a stain. His shoulder was diagnosed with herpes a few days later.

by Devskii July 26, 2022