Born to Tina Turner and Flava Flav, Larrissa Wolton is the highly-revered, no-nonsense, eye-patched Queen of the babeslices. Known for her jet blonde hair, wicked ways and a stare that would make Pierce Brosnan blush, she is a fucking terrifying individual. She maintains her strength by drinking a standard 50/50 mixture of unicorn tears and childrens blood. This, along with a strenuous regime of fighting and napping, keeps her in tip-top shape, just in case anyone says anything about her tits.
Knowing no bounds is her only boundary.
Knowing no bounds is her only boundary.
Builder: "Nice tits"
Larrissa Wolton (aka Blabe-splice): "I only know two things; taking names and kicking ass. And I forgot my pencil. Come at me bro."
Larrissa Wolton (aka Blabe-splice): "I only know two things; taking names and kicking ass. And I forgot my pencil. Come at me bro."
by Pete845 October 13, 2011
Man, I was chatting with this babe of a dating app and she dirty larrissaed me. I don’t know if I’m disgusted or turned on. I’m a bit ashamed of myself now
by Glenstinderemail March 17, 2020
A lil bitch who nobody fw she is gay and sucks dick she a whore too and she also thinks she shit for stealing a small dick man I hope she gets jumped, she's a fake ass hoe big stomach no titties 88 nipples and resembles a constipated jojo siwa sksksks
by Jwequeenduh September 18, 2019