Laputa

The imaginary floating island full of whores defined in Gulliver's Travels, a novel that is written by Jonathan Swift. It's "full of whores" because "la puta" in Spanish (and maybe in Catalan and Filipino) means the whore, which Swift knew and got the name for his island.

This makes everything named after it sound hilarious, for example :
Hayao Miyazaki's Laputa -> Whore in the sky
Mazda Laputa -> Mazda's whore car
Laputa Regio (region of Phobos, a moon of Mars) -> Whore region

Miyazaki used to make an 18+ animation film once, it's named Laputa : Whore in the sky.

Laputa by Shiine-1 February 22, 2022

laputa

An imaginary flying island in Swift's Gulliver's Travels.

Laputa was the most amazing place I had ever seen!

laputa by thealien74 May 16, 2021

lautaro 

He's just a fucking god. Absolutely outstanding in everything he does. Every girls dream and every mans fantasy. they say the name Lautaro is a chosen name for those destined to be great. If your name is something other than Lautaro, your parents failed you.

"Wow who's that perfect human being?"

Sexy bitch: "oh he's called Lautaro"

lautaro by Line hurter October 17, 2017

la puta que te pario 

it means "the whore that gave you birth", but the word 'parir' (gave birth) isn't polite. Usually you say 'have a baby' (tener un bebe) and not ' parir un bebe'. the word is too hard

a person treat you badly and you say: "anda a la puta que te pario". (go to the whore that gave you birth) is quite offensive, specially about women. but womwn uses the expression as well.

la puta que te pario by gabpas October 24, 2009

Laptalk 

n. The act of communicating though voice and webcam by using a laptop computing device.

My family and I both got Skype, so now I laptalk to them when I'm on business trips.

Laptalk by Horonivan March 14, 2009

laptapone 

1)a high-tech computer that has the power to project sonic waves that pick up brain waves and enable you to read a person's mind and predict their thoughts.
2) a nickname for a laptop

1)It is rumored that the FBI is currently using laptapones
2)/Who's my little laptapone? You are!!

laptapone by Lilac Bee June 1, 2010

Me cago en la puta 

In spanish "I shit on the whore". Commonly use to indicate anger.

Dude, what about the english homework?
!Me cago en la puta!

Me cago en la puta by Thatsupiciouss March 27, 2015