Lapanese

a) A sexy people, with long luxurious fur, and between 6 and 8 nipples. A friendly people, and very nice to outsiders.
b) A contagious disease that is only passed down through dancing with unicorns.

"I'm Half and Half, Me da's a muggle, me mams a lapanese"

Lapanese by LupinSadoMasichist September 22, 2011

Lapinese 

Dialect originating from the Mohawk Valley region of upstate New York specifically Fort Plain and Canajoharie. Sounds as if a person is drawing out their speech starting with a long "jeeesus" and ending in a "oh yalt, yalt".

That man has the creek pig drawl. I believe he is Lapinese.

Canajoharie and Fort Plain is crawling with people who speak Lapinese.

Lapinese by Lathinese May 7, 2018

Lapinese 

Label for resident or residents of La Pine Oregon, a notoriously "PWT" town with meth labs galore.

What are all these Lapinese doing in Bend?

Lapinese by fedallah November 15, 2011

Lepanese loop around

When you on a road that has a 3 lane road to a round about but you notice both 1st and 2nd lanes are full, so you take the 3rd lane to go into the round about and go all the way round to your exit which will probably be the first exit. Whilst doing it you shout "LEPANESE LOOP AROUND!"

"oh look at all the traffic, forget that I'm doing a lepanese loop around"

Lepanese loop around by Street talker 100 February 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008