the god of children's parties.
John: Follow the teachings of Lanta and you wont lose your way.
Heather: And those teachings are?
John: Dont upset the children, balloon animals are easier to make than they seem, and no matter how tempting, dont push the birthday child into the pool.
John: Follow the teachings of Lanta and you wont lose your way.
Heather: And those teachings are?
John: Dont upset the children, balloon animals are easier to make than they seem, and no matter how tempting, dont push the birthday child into the pool.
god lanta oh my lanta
by Fireroflmage, Human Mage(WoW) January 7, 2010
An organ somewhere between the lungs and heart that when damaged forces the owner to scream "Ow, my lanta!" or "Oh my lanta"! It has no use, similar to the spleen.
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LANTA is the name of the bus system in Allentown, PA. While the actual meaning of the acronym remains a mystery, it is best described as Latin Americans Needing Transportation in Allentown
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