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Santino: Are you a hyperpolyglot gigachad alpha male like Language Simp?
Faget: Yes, I am learning Esperanto.
Santino: *Pulls out revolver*
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Guy: do you watch Language Simp on YT? He's the best language teacher in the world!

Other Guy: He is not "the best language teacher in the world", he's a fake language teacher who teaches everybody a bunch of fake stuff about languages.
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