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the biggest pussy in US soccer history
Landon Donovan couldn't cut it in Germany, so was content to dominate in L.A. living with his actress girlfriend while reading and beleiving the hype that the US was going to make an impact at this World Cup like they did in 2002
by Robert M. Glory June 25, 2006
 
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Greatness, he might be one of the best players on earth. (:
Landon Donovan is the reason the US is still in the world cup.
by Trexx26 June 25, 2010
 
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A member of the US Men's Soccer (Football) Team. Commonly believed to be the most awesome soccer player in the US right now. He is an amazing player, despite what people say.
Landon Donovan made the goal that helped the US advance to the next round of the World Cup!!!
by trb4321 June 24, 2010
 
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The poster boy of US soccer who has no talent or skill and a hairline that makes him look 40. Often dissed by Steven Cohen and Nick Geber on the sirius satellite radio show World Soccer Daily.
Landon Donovan is one of the most overrated soccer players today.
by uncsoccerrox August 30, 2006