Landieman 

A noob that has no meaning in life but to get pwnt by anyone who plays CS:S.

If you come across this boy in you journeys then please take advantage of this and pwnt him to dust.

Landieman: "Nade! Run for cover! I'll defuse it!"
2 seconds later: "Man down! Man down!"

Landieman by Shook June 20, 2006

Till Lindemann

The frontman for titanic German metal group Rammstein, widely considered one of the most awesome bands in the world. Musician, poet, former competative swimmer, former basket-weaver and part-time Demi-God. Till Lindeman is the anthropomorphic personification of pure masculinity who invented the often-lethal dance move: The Till Hammer, a thigh-pounding mosh technique that replicates a blacksmith smashing the ever-loving shit out of an anvil like it was a ginger stepson. As well as being a warrior, he is also a gentleman and has been known to let you stay in the room while he fucks your girlfriend and mother at the same time.

Till Lindemann taught Chuck Norris the roundhouse kick due to feeling sorry for him after kicking his ass in a barfight.

David Hasselhoff first turned to drink after poncing about on the Berlin wall and having it shatter underneath him when Till Lindemann walked past, doing some light vocal practices, inadvertantly re-unifying Germany.

Every German fertility clinic features a cardboard cutt-out of Till Lindeman choking a shark with one hand, whilst cradling a kitten in his other, looking directly at the styrrups in the insemination room. To this day they have a 100% success rate.

Till Lindemann by Poppa Boogaloo August 22, 2011

till lindemann

Leader singer for Rammstein. Sex on two legs. Lyrical genius.

If I met Till Lindemann I'd jump on his dick so fast he wouldn't know what had hit him.

Till Lindemann croons far better than Robert Goulet.

till lindemann by Mssr. Voldemort January 11, 2006

Ladiesman217 

Ladiesman217 is the username Sam Witwicky used on eBay to sell his grandfather's (Archibald Witwicky) glasses.

Simmons (Sector 7) - Are you Ladiesman217 ?

Sam Witwicky - Yeah.

Ladiesman217 by Ladiesman666 June 30, 2018

Till Lindemann

Rammstein vocalist and all round pyromaniac. Has a tendency to come on stage with a flamethrower and performs certain songs whilst on fire.

"Till Lindemann ist ein pyromaniac."

Till Lindemann by D.E March 18, 2004

Till Lindemann

Frontman for the legendary Tanz-Metal German band, Rammstein.

Here are a few more tidbits about him:

1. Has been commonly known to be mistaken for a galactic sex god.

2. Satan is praying the Almighty accepts him into Heaven or else he'll be out of a job.

3. Can face fuck you with a simple stare and keep you coming back for more.

Till Lindemann is a German that I wish would invade me!

Till Lindemann by Till Lindemann's lover December 24, 2008

Till Lindemann

Singer for the German Industrial Band Rammstein

Till Lindemann : german-licious :P

Till Lindemann by Evil Bella January 7, 2004