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Lancerians 

To date there is only 2 lancerians known to man. Born from the planet Mitsu, these valiant warriors were split at birth when they were sent to earth to protect the human race and the greater good of mankind. However this noble title is not given free willingly. The gods of Mitsu selected only those who displayed courage and bravery, compassion and humility, and most importantly Super natural driving skills. You see a lancerians weapon of choice is the Lancer. A sleek sports car on the outside, but on the inside the ultimate weapon. The lancerians both posses two different Lancers, one to blend in with society and create a persona and another designed for elite tactical response in any situation. These caped crusaders are masters of disguise and could be hiding amonst you and your friends right now!

The Lancerians are earths only hope against the evil Doctors of Doom..........

May the speed be with you Lancerians!
It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's the Lancerians!!!
Lancerians by Lancerian2 December 29, 2010
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Lanierian 

One who eschews social media on a philosophical, religious, and/or moral ethical basis.
One who refrains from keeping or maintaining social media profiles on a philosophical, religious, ethical, and/or moral basis.
When my employer asked me to follow them on Facebook I declined, citing my Lanierian beliefs.
"I'm a Lanierian," she stated, when asked for her Instagram profile.
Lanierian by Lanierian October 6, 2020

The Langerhans Polka

The movement and actions of an individual with polyuria in a crowd, who must leave to urinate. This frequently involves dodging, darting, and abrupt movements towards the bathroom. "Langerhans" is from the Isle of Langerhans, an organ in the body afflicted by diabetics, who, by virtue of their affliction, urinate frequently, but the definition is not restricted to diabetics.
"After that seventh beer, John was doing the Langerhans Polka the rest of the night."

lanceranimates 

Hey ur a lanceranimates

landerianer 

morra di er en landerianer
landerianer by 😤😞💪 December 11, 2023