Lamptown 

Lights out; blackout drunk

Dude, Chad's fuckin' lamptown after taking that handle of Admiral Nelson to the face.

Lamptown by rajbrochill February 14, 2010

lametown 

Something blantantly idiotic or uncool. Can he used as an adjective, a noun OR metaphorically.

1) That party was so lametown.
2) Way to take a trip to lametown, John.
3) A: Your mom is like the mayor of lametown. B: Oh yeah, why don't you go back to your condo in Lametown Heights?

lametown by whar2007 December 15, 2008

Lampton 

Your typical small town. This is the type of town usually portrayed in older black and white movies or flashbacks to older times.

Pleasantville and that city from Back to the Future are just like Lampton

Lampton by Rumpsringer April 4, 2010

Lamptons 

The Place to be at in the Summer.

Push it to the Lamptons.

Lets take it to the Lamptons.

Were taking the helicopter to the Lamptons, Pablo just ordered up a shipping container, el capitan america is directing the river of money, were good to go. It's gonna be barrels of cash out the helicopter door. Bong

Lamptons by FlipSkipperson June 13, 2011

lametown 

Something blantantly idiotic or uncool. Can be used as an adjective, a noun OR metaphorically.

1) That party was so lametown.
2) Way to take a trip to lametown, John.
3) A: Your mom is like the mayor of lametown. B: Oh yeah, why don't you go back to your condo in Lametown Heights?

lametown by whar2007 March 26, 2007