During the sexual act of "sixty-nine", should the female claim that the room lighting is too bright, the male thinly stretches his scrotum over her nose and eyes.
by ss43 July 8, 2010
A dance in which a person wears a lampshade on their head and dances around.
Usually this dance is performed while drunk at a party, and sometimes it is performed naked.
Usually this dance is performed while drunk at a party, and sometimes it is performed naked.
"Tim was so drunk at the office party last night, I bet he's embarrassed."
"Well, as long as he didn't do the lampshade dance he should be fine..."
"well..."
"He did it didnt he? Oh, Lord"
"Well, as long as he didn't do the lampshade dance he should be fine..."
"well..."
"He did it didnt he? Oh, Lord"
by Ignatiousswan January 6, 2007
A term used to describe the act of when a naked man sits on top of woman's head covering her face with his penis, when she tugs on his penis he farts.
by trtbmm November 23, 2011
dumb slut, will do anything sexual without thinking about it. called lampshade cause she doesn't have a brain beneath the hair.
by kingofpain September 30, 2007
The "Louisiana Lampshade" is basically an RTFBG but while she is gargling your balls, you take a dump on her eyes and face.
Dude, Dude i hooked up last nite with this chick who was a real freak. She wanted me to give her a Louisiana Lampshade, so i got the hell out of there...
by JIVO March 8, 2008
The act of a male placing a lampshade over the head of a female companion, then continuing to cut a fair sized hole in the lampshade about the size of the female mouth then pursuing to Fellatio.
by Ben Mueller August 6, 2006
A female who has a nice body, but the face of a Tijuana rat dog. Not able to look at her face, but still wanting to go rib deep on the gal, you take a lamp shade and place it atop her head, like a vet does to an wounded dog. Thus, giving her the Lampshade Lassie.
"We were all down at the bar, and this really annoying bitch with a face like Beaker from the Muppets, kept busting our balls all night. Problem is, she’s got a pretty sweet body. So we took her upstairs and all had a go at her, each one of us gave her a Lampshade Lassie from behind."
Tim - "Whoa look at that chicks ass...unreal."
Dave - "Nah buddy, she's not what you expect, wait until she turns around."
Tim - "Why, looks good to me."
Carl - "Full on Lampshade Lassie bro! I think she may have even starred in Vol. 1 of Lampshade Vixens"
Tim - "Whoa look at that chicks ass...unreal."
Dave - "Nah buddy, she's not what you expect, wait until she turns around."
Tim - "Why, looks good to me."
Carl - "Full on Lampshade Lassie bro! I think she may have even starred in Vol. 1 of Lampshade Vixens"
by Tommy Tee November 8, 2006