Roast your lamb

Roasting someone’s lamb is taking there shit and then cooking it in the oven

honey I’m going to Roast your lamb and the season it to a flavor

by haljoe May 24, 2018

lambing season

Lambing season is a time of year where you try to conceive a baby so 9 months later it comes out at a desired time

Beth: Why do you always have babies in the spring?
JoAnn: My husband’s a tax accountant, our lambing season is always in June so he can spend time with the baby after tax season

by Mrsdaisy_pickle March 7, 2022

Shit and Lamb

The Australian version of Instagram, where you only get bot pages, porn advertisements and animals being mauled to death.

Canadian Guy: "Looks like Instagram is recommending my new band's page to people, nice."
Australian Guy: "Really? All I get are bot promotions and animals being mauled to death."
Canadian Guy: "That's the thing, I'm on Instagram, you're on Shit and Lamb."

by The Moist Critic February 11, 2023

lamb of god sucks

Worst band of all time? Lamb of god sucks because they’re straight cock gobblers.

Man I can’t believe how much lamb of god sucks.. worst band ever.

by Chuckle monkey 🙈 November 22, 2021