Lallans is the dominant dialect of the Lowland Scots, or Anglo-Scots, language. Spoken mostly in the South of Scotland. Doric is the dialect spoken in the North East.
Aye bawbag, awa oot. Aye workin. Ya ken? Wir ain leid - Lallans.
When a guy wants to get so close to a girl, but can't because he is creepy and she isn't in too him, so he splooges in her water bottle at work and watches her drink it.
Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi