Lallans is the dominant dialect of the Lowland Scots, or Anglo-Scots, language. Spoken mostly in the South of Scotland. Doric is the dialect spoken in the North East.
Aye bawbag, awaoot. Aye workin. Ya ken? Wir ain leid - Lallans.
When a guy wants to get so close to a girl, but can't because he is creepy and she isn't in too him, so he splooges in her water bottle at work and watches her drink it.
Man, this chick was so hot, I gave her some Lallanade
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone'swords of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.
Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"