Lakitui 

Lakitui is when 2 gay lovers call a 3rd victim in to join a threesome whilst playing mariokart 8 deluxe on the Nintendo switch

Your Such a lakitui let me shove a joycon up ur ass and ill drift my motorcycle to make the joycon vibrate intesley

Lakitui by Sub2GaminGravy March 20, 2023

Lakitu 

Villain from the Mario Bros. series. Looks like a fat, bald turtle with thick glasses. It rides a cloud and hovers near the top of the screen, following Mario wherever he goes. Lakitu is a heartless bastard because he seems to have no problem with pitching an infinite number of his spiked progeny to their death in an attempt to wound or at least annoy Mario. However, he was recently changed careers from most annoying Mario enemy ever, to doing camera work for Mario in his more recent 3-D games, as well as refereeing for the Mario Kart series.

Doug: "Goddammit son of a bitch Lakitu keeps respawning and throwing more eggs at me! FUCK OFF YOU STUPID LAKITU!"
Jared: "Chill man, a balance must be struck in the Mushroom kingdom. Man must learn to coexist with the Lakitu."

Lakitu by dugald January 1, 2005

Lakitu 

A nerd who probably works at tech support and wears glasses/tech wiz with 10 computers

“Raymond, get your face off that computer you Lakitu”

Lakitu by FMD8 July 18, 2020

Lucky Lakitu 

A Nintendo Youtuber who is very lucky

Oh dang I saw Lucky Lakitu walking down the street today, he was ballin

Lucky Lakitu by doinyamom694232 September 27, 2020

Lakitu 

That Turtle On A Cloud Mother Fucker Who Is Always Killing In Fucking Super Mario Bros Fucking Lakitu You Cunt

Lakitu (/ləˈki tu / or /ˈlækɪtu /), known in Japan as Jugem (ジュゲム Jugemu, dʑɯ.ɡe.mɯ), is a fictional flying character in the Mario franchise. Created by Shigeru Miyamoto, it first appeared in the Nintendo Entertainment System video game Super Mario Bros., where it dropped enemies called Spinies on the stage. It has a striped green shell, wears aviator goggles, and rides around in a smiling cloud. He has since appeared in several main Mario titles since, as well as Mario spin-off titles, notably the Mario Kart series where he acts as the referee and a playable character in Mario Kart 7 and Mario Kart 8. He has appeared in non-Mario titles, including the Super Smash Bros. series, specifically Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

Lakitu by Cousin Weegee September 25, 2018

lakatui 

Some bender name Jolly keeps repeating this woratui

Damn this bitch Is a fucking lakatui

lakatui by Sub2GaminGravy March 17, 2023