by LNHS Gang August 1, 2020
A small town 45 minutes south of Boston. The town got it's name for having a large amount of lakes located within such a small town. There are 5 lakes in Lakeville, with Assawompset Pond and Long Pond being the most well known. Lakeville shares Apponequet High School with the neighboring towns of Freetown and Assonet. Many people that are not from these towns wrongly think that Apponequet is a town itself.
(Non Lakeville, MA resident): So you said you're from Apponequet?
(Lakeville, MA resident): I'm from Lakeville! The school is named Apponequet. Not the town!!!
(Lakeville, MA resident): I'm from Lakeville! The school is named Apponequet. Not the town!!!
by ktom987 November 2, 2011
This asian lookin kid that will come to your door with a fat bottle of 3 olives an a trench coat with a hat on that makes him look like a leprocon. Then says " lets bool" an then gets so shit faced he stumbles home after his legal curfew drunk asf. Then wakes up the next morning looking for his juul he may have lost at your crib or on the walk home an then repeats the whole process after he finds his juul. Fucking lakeville alcoholics.
Yo its the Lakeville alcoholic, i got this fat bottle of three olives u tryna get so shit faced we fuck with the editors on urban dictionary?
by 420mastaaa August 13, 2018
This school is full of druggies, alcoholics and vapors. No in between everyone in this high school has done at least one of the three or is at least one of the 3. Their Wrestling team is the only thing going for this school All the other sports suck. There is no gender equality; The teachers choose Guys over Girls every time in every situation . You either hate females or you're a fuck boi. We have Rape charges at our school and the teachers are all creeps . Lots of teen moms and a few white boys that live in Columbiaville that think they’re better than everyone else. Talking about Columbiaville, you either live there Otter Lake or Otisville. If you live in the town of Otter lake you’re either poor or an emo hick. What’s the bathroom you ask? No, you ask to go to the juul-room. While in the juul-room you may not be able to do your business in privacy or peace when exiting your stall you maybe get a vape shoved down ur throat and see shit on the Soap Dispenser. Every girl has sent nudes to at least 25 guys including probably her cousin from North branch. Well this sums up your Lakeville High School.
by Teaoflakeville March 14, 2019
Lakeville Minnesota is a town where you will find all sorts of people . The rich upper class prudes, Lower class stoners who some how obtain money to buy the things they need, homeless teenagers, bitches, sluts, jocks, etc . Then you have the police that have nothing better to do all day but follow around the local bad asses who are nothing but a big family "The Famm" doing what they need to, to survive . The use of cigarettes is at an astounding rate by the many under aged teens you are probably afraid your kids might end up like one day . Although these kids may smoke, drink, and think life has no purpose but to fucking party (and the town whores who like sex.. A LOT) they are some of the sweetest people you will find yourself coming across while your pumping gas at your car in the McKwik parking lot or brining your small children to play at the beach . By the way, Lakeville South . This world loves you even if we may have lost to some rich ass kids from Lakeville North .
"I smell bacon I smell grease . Oh my god it's the Lakeville police ! Oh shit, time to dip !" - Lakeville South
"Oh shit, another STD.." -Lakeville North
Thats Lakeville, MN for ya
"Oh shit, another STD.." -Lakeville North
Thats Lakeville, MN for ya
by Gahhgahhhh October 14, 2010
This is a town that is 20 minutes away from civilization. It is a 3rd ring suburb of Minneapolis meaning that it has just as many stupid annoying prep snobs who pompously think they're better than the rest of the world as Edina has. The only difference is they're now being mixed in with Rednecks and the state's supply of Meth-heads. This city has surprisingly few lakes for a town called LAKEville (I've only seen one maybe 2 there) and no matter where you are everywhere you could possibly want to be is inconveniently far away.
by j3wman April 23, 2009