Lake Superior

The world's largest lake, located inbetween Canada and the USA. States linked to Lake Superior are Minnesota, Michigan, and Wisconsin.

On an important note, the reason for the hypocritical weather (IOW : constant weather changes here & there) in these states is because of Lake Superior. Apparently, from a non-scientific perspective, the lake is so large that the atmosphere around it is changed rapidly, so you may never know what the weather may be like, regardless of what weather reporters tell you.

"Lake Superior is also shaped like a monster's head."
-me

Lake Superior by Dave June 29, 2004

Lake Superior Highball 

A Lake Superior Highball is when you don't want any other beverage besides Water.

I wasn't exactly feeling like drinking anything besides water so I told the waitress "Hey I'll just stick with the Lake Superior Highball."

Lake Superior Highball by Womboman January 15, 2011

lake Superior State University 

A school that commonly says "It's a great day at Lake State!", although it usually never is. While they have one of the worst hockey teams, the school is also usually pretty bad to it's 2,100 students. After firing some of the best professors there, the school remodeled a building for its smallest academic departments.

The location of the University is perfect... mainly for people that like snow, temperatures below zero, and Canadians. The local town of Sault Ste Marie is pretty boring too. During the school year, the only nightlife available is called "The Three B's": Booze, Bowling, and Betting (for the local casino).

The school also regularly forgets to pay it's electric bill.

Friend 1: "Hey, what's the name of that small school in the middle of nowhere of the UP?"
Friend 2: "That's Lake Superior State University!"

lake Superior State University by FckLSSU December 26, 2017

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016