Bartender: "What can I get you to drink?"

Person: "Um, I may get a drink in a little bit, but I'll have a Lake Michigan Highball for now."

Bartender: "I'm sorry. What's that again?"

Person: "Just tap water, sir."
by Ginakakis November 12, 2012
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Matt did not feel like drinking booze at the bar today, so he ordered a Lake Michigan Highball instead.
by Harling Mays November 15, 2012
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