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A lahn is literally the best thing ever, she wants to be showed off by people so she knows peoples value her. She may not be physically beautiful but on the inside she is amazing, people think they know her and what she has been through. But they aint got a clue. She is kind and caring but sometimes can be clingy. She is an amazing person, be lucky if you have a lahn
Jim: omg I need a Lahn rn
Tim: aahahaha I already have one so fuck you, you lost your last lahn you dont deserve another
Jim: you still live at home with your mum tim
Tim: aahahaha I already have one so fuck you, you lost your last lahn you dont deserve another
Jim: you still live at home with your mum tim
Lahn by Frogfacefatty88638 March 29, 2020
Chris Lahn
Chris Lahn is that guy who sits in the corner in tech class who just annoys everyone
1.Has all classes with me
2.lives in a swamp with donkey and shrek
3. Has a IQ lower than Aidan
Has crappy business ideas
4. Very judge mental
5.Hard core porn addict
6. has 22 siblins
7.likes to mow the lawn
8. lives in Iraq during the summer
9.watches the Simpsons in his free time
10. Absolute chop
11.needs help when he jumps out of planes
12. has a fear of tiny holes
Finally Chris is often referred to as the special one if you know what i mean !0
1.Has all classes with me
2.lives in a swamp with donkey and shrek
3. Has a IQ lower than Aidan
Has crappy business ideas
4. Very judge mental
5.Hard core porn addict
6. has 22 siblins
7.likes to mow the lawn
8. lives in Iraq during the summer
9.watches the Simpsons in his free time
10. Absolute chop
11.needs help when he jumps out of planes
12. has a fear of tiny holes
Finally Chris is often referred to as the special one if you know what i mean !0
Chris Lahn by Chris Lahn June 13, 2018
Da’Lahn
Da'Lahn the baddest bitch on the planet she is so cool y'all bitches wanna be her yall nigga wanna see her, LAHN BLOCKK she the best, nicest person ever known everyone loves her and she stay beating y'all ugly hoes up honestly
lahni
Lahni is a very beachy type girl, she can make friends easily, She has the best hair, and an amazing body, With your first encounter with Lahni you will not regret it, Lahni can be a bit crazy and out going, but she also knows how to remain calm, Lahni is a biffle foreva and alwayyys ! oxoxoxoxoxoxox
lahni by emaleeissahcool123 November 12, 2012
Lahna
Lahna can be hot in a way, funny as hell, hella weird, wild, sporty, good at everything, falls in love by looks but if that person has a bad personality, that’s a turn off. Mostly when she’s bored sitting down at the shops, she looks at attractive people and choose which ones she would date, and sometimes she gets all shy near a hot person (;. If you’re a close friend with Lahna, you’re a lucky bitch. If you just became friends with her, she’ll try talking to you more, if you’re in a successful relationship with her, she is most likely to be the most loyal ass person and I’ll give you more spicy info. Guess what? She would buy you food at 3am, feed your hungry ass and sleep, she would cuddle you on the bed, protect you, text you everyday(keep track), if you’re in drama, she’ll help you. Depressed? She’ll help you. She can make you happy as a puppy, she would become hella cute around you, show you off, admire you, compliment you, and if someone hurts you, she is there to help you and knock the shit out of them. It’s like she’s the guy and you’re the girl. IF YOU’RE IN ANY RELATIONSHIP WITH HER (close friend, gf, bf), YOU SHOULD NEVER LEAVE HER AND YOU WILL NEVER REGRET BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH HER
Lahna by Wholly Molly May 20, 2018
Lahni
Lahnis like armadillos and if you find one that happens to have another name before lahni, then they're most likely a goddess and you should do what ever they tell you to do because if you don't, you'll most likely wake up made of bad chili and glass.
jars are nice.
jars are nice.
geraLd: Hey Mrs.Golden, why is your son a statue of chili and glass and in a wagon?
Mrs. Golden: He crossed some kid name aloha lahani or something like that and she told him to ditch his guinea pig named betsy and he didn't and then this happened this morning-
geraLd; was their name 'lahni'?
Mrs. Golden: I don't give a shit, now if you'll excuse me, I need to roll my son to the hospital.
Mrs. Golden: He crossed some kid name aloha lahani or something like that and she told him to ditch his guinea pig named betsy and he didn't and then this happened this morning-
geraLd; was their name 'lahni'?
Mrs. Golden: I don't give a shit, now if you'll excuse me, I need to roll my son to the hospital.
Lahni by #Senpailokitoothlesstwigrizzo September 21, 2019