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A specific form of leaky anus syndrome (another common and less derogatory term for leaky asshole) in which a severe itch is accompanied in the anal-rectal region in addition to the anal leak.
Jim is out of work today due to his lagranus. We pity his discomfort, hopefully his partner Tom will sooth his nerves with the help of an excellent psychiatrist.
by tkanizzdizzwizz November 09, 2011