When your clit swells up, and so does the lips of your vagina. A tingling sensation in the crotch. Typically occurs when sexually aroused.
Person 1: Hey, you see Johns large dick? It’s almost 8 inches!
Person 2: Oh, I know! Look at my lady boner!
*pulls down pants to see swelling clitoris

Person 1: Oh my gosh! I guess you should get him! Your clit is almost as big as his penis!
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Literally a boner that trans ladies get.
"Why did that person say lady boner when they don't even have a cock?"
"Yeah I don't know but think I'm going to go fap to porn with my lady boner~"
by Syldra109 October 12, 2013
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Like a penis the vagina can get longer when turned on. When a women is sexally aroused she might physically feel her vagina lengthen. This is so a longer penis can fit. The vagina is normally 3-4 inches long but can lengthen up to 200% when aroused.
When i was sexting my boy/girlfriend i got a raging lady boner
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"petes new blond hair gives me such a lady boner (schwing)"
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What you get when you see your super hot sexy uncle that’s 34 years older than you but is good at eating koochie
I think I just got a lady boner because my uncle gibby just walked by
by Ya fucking girl May 9, 2019
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When a Lady gets sexually excited and starts humping you or being overly excited with a red face or overly friendly.
She was so exited she had a Lady-boner .
by Mazdaman November 26, 2018
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When a lady experiences and "ick" or her partner does something that turns her off.
"Lady boner gone, he dry humping me and huffing like a dog." said Lay Bankz.
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