Wet Lad

Gareth Scourf - derived from the adjective ''shlad'' or ''shit lad''.

A Wet Lad may be defined by;

Pretending your in clubs when actually your at home.

Never doing what you say you will.

Going for dates on the wrong day ''with a girl from home''.

Ditching your real mates for some pretend ''maths friends''.

''Getting henched'' then .....never getting henched.

by gareth scourf January 12, 2011

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long lad

The long lad is best described as a big gangly streak of misery.Someone fond of super splits that looks the image of the star of Wallace and Gromit, Victor Quarermaine,he generally would lack an ability to play golf and indeed rugby

The long lad couldn’t hit a barn door with a banjo

by Bigsam1 October 11, 2018

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Prober lad

A proper lad is more then a friend, more then a wing man and more then a brother. He is The Proper Lad.

Emil - "yo dude, I'm having some issues and i wanna talk to this girl but i don't know how."
Cam/prober lad - "ay man don't worry I'm gonna help you try cop you this girl"

by Kattemissen March 10, 2022

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Lads and Cunts

I’m loving this FA cup final. I hope the lads beat the cunts; I’ve supported them all my life. Ultimately it’s immaterial who wins, it’s just a victory for the beautiful game that is “lads and cunts”, the UK’s national sport.

by Labrador Dog Puppy May 14, 2022

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