found in the habitats of cento in western towns of Sydney, known to only eat hash cookies and meth..
the biggest known enemy to the lads are
- the 'employment'
'ticker'
the 'no cunt get your own ciggies'
usually asleep till their Tupac alarm goes off on their stolen or fake iPhones,
then they proceed to gabber and cone on till around 2pm.
like the marsupial - they will tend to stay with their mother till their 30s
While living with their mother they will wait till she has recently found something useful which is known as 'pay day'
In this case the lad will 'eshay' all over the place partaking in majority of the mothers 'pay day'
Most likely purchasing new tn's and "paying back" with their dole
The physical description of a LAD would be described as having a fake adidas/Nike bum bag that would have been purchased from the markets or the dollar shop, will have nice new looking (in most cases) FAKE Nike tn shoes,
will be recognisable by having their Tupac songs blaring from their loud speaker on their stolen iPhones
Found wearing Nike/adidas white hats with a pony tail or rats tail.
The language in which the LAD speaks are "LADDISH" common phrases of a LAD mating call would consist of "eshays", "brah", "cuz", "got a ciggie?" "I just got a new pipe"
It is not forbidden to run a LAD over with the bumper bar of your fourbie and keep driving, after driving over them, it is advised that you reverse back over them to finish the job
Leave no lads standing
the biggest known enemy to the lads are
- the 'employment'
'ticker'
the 'no cunt get your own ciggies'
usually asleep till their Tupac alarm goes off on their stolen or fake iPhones,
then they proceed to gabber and cone on till around 2pm.
like the marsupial - they will tend to stay with their mother till their 30s
While living with their mother they will wait till she has recently found something useful which is known as 'pay day'
In this case the lad will 'eshay' all over the place partaking in majority of the mothers 'pay day'
Most likely purchasing new tn's and "paying back" with their dole
The physical description of a LAD would be described as having a fake adidas/Nike bum bag that would have been purchased from the markets or the dollar shop, will have nice new looking (in most cases) FAKE Nike tn shoes,
will be recognisable by having their Tupac songs blaring from their loud speaker on their stolen iPhones
Found wearing Nike/adidas white hats with a pony tail or rats tail.
The language in which the LAD speaks are "LADDISH" common phrases of a LAD mating call would consist of "eshays", "brah", "cuz", "got a ciggie?" "I just got a new pipe"
It is not forbidden to run a LAD over with the bumper bar of your fourbie and keep driving, after driving over them, it is advised that you reverse back over them to finish the job
Leave no lads standing
*Lad answeres phone - "yeh nah oi.... bruzz nah oi... brahhh oi yeh nah I'm just at cento going for an advanced payment, they fucking owe me heaps ay, then I can pay off my ticker and put the next oscar on tick. Be fucking mad"
by Waynoh November 17, 2016
by Mahdbrjrkfjr October 12, 2021
Mainly, but not limited to, a group of males, 10 or so in number, dedicated to the purpose of walk, talk and act “hard”. The untrained eye usually mistakes them for exclusively wearing white cap, polo shirts and track pants, however that is wrong. There have been actually reported sightseeing of “lads” not wearing anything at all, but this is often accompanied with great volumes of alcopops.
Domestic violence, petty theft and general ignorance will often be associated with the term “lad”, and more times than often they end up being the victim. This is due to physical and mental attributes that goes along with being a “lad”.
Domestic violence, petty theft and general ignorance will often be associated with the term “lad”, and more times than often they end up being the victim. This is due to physical and mental attributes that goes along with being a “lad”.
Drunken lad stumbling outside a pub after being kicked out for offensive behavior.
Random person: “You’re a proper LAD! Come here you SCALLYWAG you!”
Random person: “You’re a proper LAD! Come here you SCALLYWAG you!”
by swag wag August 13, 2015
by ILovePotatoPies March 18, 2018
by RoBoC May 14, 2004
Gay motherfucking dickheads who think they are such hard cunts and seem to believe that they are top shit as far as Penrith and other suburban areas are concerned. They are also known as "eshays" or "lads". These people bum around shopping areas constantly as they have either a)got their dumb asses kicked out of school or b)left with no ambition of doing anything but trying to bum smokes off people out the front of Penrith Plaza. They can be distinguished through their complete and utter lack of intelligence and their "fully sick bro" tracksuits, normally Canterbury or Nautica.
These people live their lives under the strange illusion that they are the coolest and most original thing to ever hit the universe despite the fact most of their trends are based on previous generations.
They also do not realise that they are so unintelligent and ridiculous that they dropped out of school and will be living off centrelink for the rest of their lives.
Someone should inform them that getting pissed in random areas and being a total junkie retard is not cool.
Drugs dont make you "hard" or "cool". They make you weaker as far as I'm concerned.
To put it simply, they listen to shit music, wear shit clothes, are pussies when it comes to fights (I would snap them) and have total and utter disrespect for everyone and everything as they are so intellectually challenged they are incapable of even spelling the word "respect" to begin with.
They all deserve to die long, slow and painful deaths.
These people live their lives under the strange illusion that they are the coolest and most original thing to ever hit the universe despite the fact most of their trends are based on previous generations.
They also do not realise that they are so unintelligent and ridiculous that they dropped out of school and will be living off centrelink for the rest of their lives.
Someone should inform them that getting pissed in random areas and being a total junkie retard is not cool.
Drugs dont make you "hard" or "cool". They make you weaker as far as I'm concerned.
To put it simply, they listen to shit music, wear shit clothes, are pussies when it comes to fights (I would snap them) and have total and utter disrespect for everyone and everything as they are so intellectually challenged they are incapable of even spelling the word "respect" to begin with.
They all deserve to die long, slow and painful deaths.
by you are welcome. April 10, 2009
Its used in Europe, by the Irish, Brits(fuckin langas) and th scots. It means Boy or man, just used for that sort. If u use it in Canada u might get made fun of. If u kick there fuckin arse, and clean em with the street, u get a drunk Irish rep.
by Irish Pikey July 8, 2005