Lad

Retardish "Hard" people, who insist on telling people how cool they are, the blond hair really makes the Lads look real masculine, a basic lad on sighting anyone who isn't gay like a lad who is wearing more than 33% of their clothing black they would be labelled, Emo cunt. A lad who is rejected a smoke from anyone except gay lads will gather his lad friends with their signal aiaiaiaiai! and any close lads will then proceed to Smash that emo cunt, no matter what clothing the sensible one wears.

A lads vocabulary:
Emo
Cunt
Eshays
Lad
Bro
Fuckwi
Razor emo
smoke

Lad 1: Eshays! i jus rolled em emo cuntz, fkn bitches wit dere slipknot shirts

Lad 2: Yerr! Did they throw any of there cunt emo razorz at ya!

Lad 1: Yea, I'm so hard aye!

by Infadibulum December 16, 2007

Lad

A Newfoundland word meaning penis

Person 1: Look at those dogs, are they humping?!
Person 2: Of course they are, look, his lad's hangin' out!

by Ferretface12 February 2, 2019

Lad

Lad: Ran down by everyone, Known as scum to society, But are usually dressed in a fresh asf Polo, Sick ass Tns, And nike bumbag.
Located mainly between Queensland and Nsw.
Armed with a knife or bat, Dangerous.

Lad; Give me your wallet fuck yah.
Bystander; No
Lad; I'll jump on yah head with my tns and stab yah braah.

by Sinkzz_Oner October 6, 2015

Lad

A noun said at the end of every second sentence I used in south-west Ireland ...in reference to anyone.

As in "well lad" " how's she cutting lad" the lad is usually drawn out to sounds like "laaad"

by wahised April 9, 2015

Lad

Chams Jagana

Boy: He’s such a lad
Girl: What does that mean
Boy: He’s very Chams Jagana

by Courgette August 19, 2021

Lad

Old little 2 ft goomba stomp him stupid fat mushroom spook fire alarm black shot

Lad

by Speckle meckle December 15, 2019

Lad

A lad is a handsome guy , that cant keep a girlfriend no matter what he does to keep her}

This lad can’t keep a girl for a day!

by Deepfrogcock April 4, 2020