Top Definition
Some BS pseudo-science / philosophy that was invented by the band Tool to help sell their CD's to a bunch of Emo-type whiners.
Bloke #1: Dude! Maynard's (Tool frontman) lacrymology is so deep and original :*(
Bloke #2: Boo-hoo! Stop whining you homo.
by Socko_Niche January 21, 2008

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